08-23-2004, 17:53
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Consigliere
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Oh, so nobody but Filo liked my thread? Well fine.
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LOL I liked it too. And it's obviously original material too -- good back-up if you're looking for second career. 
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08-23-2004, 19:12
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NDD...Marriage Counsellor to the Gringo.
Hey, it sings!!
TR
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"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat." - President Theodore Roosevelt, 1910
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08-24-2004, 11:49
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laughing my ASS off, brother. (My laughter just woke up my girlfriend, who is sleeping NAKED in the bed next to me). I am just glad that I did not have a fresh dip in. I have to conserve my Cope out here. It would suck if I had to scrape it off my laptop and put it back into my mouth.
keep them coming.
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04-05-2007, 18:10
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Here I sit in Bogotá wondering what I would do if I married one of the woman from here. Never from here in the city, the one I would marry would be from the country side. They are wise to my evil Gringo ways here.
When I finally do take her state side. I would say "lets go to the mall Honey" But actually take her to the Quick Stop and then let her shop til she drops. Turn the TV to the weather channel and loose the remote. Tell her if she learns English she will then have to serve her mandatory three years in our Military. Also for every family member she wants to bring here. I have to spend three months back in Bogotá alone, new immigration laws, the new one for one exchange law.
New washing machine would be a rock and directions to the creek. If she wants to get a Drivers license. She then makes herself eligible for the newly formed and Mandatory Border Guard Duty. Length of Duty can be up to six months, but that depends on the size of the car you drive. Think that covers it? To bad I married a Blond Gringa from California.
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Sounds like a s#*t sandwhich, but I'll fight anyone, I'm in.
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04-05-2007, 19:29
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Guerrilla Chief
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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
18. The presence of sub-titles on American movies does not necessarily mean you will not have to explain the plot all during the movie.
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Damn, with my ex, I had to explain plots in movies even tho they were in English. And that's her mother tongue.
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04-06-2007, 11:12
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Here I sit in Bogotá wondering what I would do if I married one of the woman from here. Never from here in the city, the one I would marry would be from the country side.
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So trolling the Irish Pub in the Zona Rosa is out???
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04-06-2007, 11:21
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So trolling the Irish Pub in the Zona Rosa is out???
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Brother, you need to come back down, we got a new place...
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Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimal food or water, in austere conditions, training day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon and he made his web gear. He doesn't worry about what workout to do - his ruck weighs what it weighs, his runs end when the enemy stops chasing him. This True Believer is not concerned about 'how hard it is;' he knows either he wins or dies. He doesn't go home at 17:00, he is home.
He knows only The Cause.
Still want to quit?
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04-06-2007, 16:01
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So trolling the Irish Pub in the Zona Rosa is out???
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Mi Gusta Su Zapatos, Always works for me
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Sounds like a s#*t sandwhich, but I'll fight anyone, I'm in.
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04-06-2007, 16:45
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Mi Gusta Su Zapatos, Always works for me
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LOL - that still cracks me up.
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Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimal food or water, in austere conditions, training day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon and he made his web gear. He doesn't worry about what workout to do - his ruck weighs what it weighs, his runs end when the enemy stops chasing him. This True Believer is not concerned about 'how hard it is;' he knows either he wins or dies. He doesn't go home at 17:00, he is home.
He knows only The Cause.
Still want to quit?
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04-06-2007, 18:41
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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
Brother, you need to come back down, we got a new place...
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Working on it as we speak. Ollie is telling me they are opening the new CTI / DAS building this summer. I'll let you know.
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