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When I was young and stupid, in a single session, I have drunk as much as either a case of beer, a fifth of liquor, or 3 bottles of wine. Since I lived long enough to get older, I have also gotten smarter.
I think the all-time single evening personal record for myself and a naval aviator friend, along with our wives (of of whom one stayed straight enough to be the designated driver), was a 750 ml bottle of Wild Turkey, half a bottle of Booker's, a four pack of Guinness pints, two bottles of white, and a bottle of red, along with a few shots of Bailey's in the coffee and whatnot along the way.
The next morning, I got up early to check on the kids (still a little loopy), but the wife (who drank almost nothing but wine) was paralyzed till well into the afternoon, and she was violently ill then.
She could not believe the amount the aviator and I consumed seemingly without ill-effect.
That much was when I was in drinking shape and would probably kill me now.
TR
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"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat." - President Theodore Roosevelt, 1910
De Oppresso Liber 01/20/2025
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