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In fact, I'll send you a $100 buck to just run away with her, let her family throw a big party for your 1st year anniversary, and you and the wife have no planning to do.
All that is required on your part, is to just show up, keep the open bar open. I'll bring something nice for the bride, maybe dance with her mom.
But that's just me, good luck.
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Wet Dog, don't ever let someone tell you you're not a class act.
I always said I'd marry the first girl I found who was more hard headed then I was, and I did.
She's tough as boots but I tell you what, had I gone back into the 18X pipeline 6 months after our wedding, as planned.... (damn you knees!)
Well let's just say I am confident I would not have performed as well as I needed to, with a new bride on my arm.
There's a reason why there was a law in the Torah that a new husband wasn't allowed to go off to war in his first year of marriage... It takes that long for a new husband just to figure out he hasn't got a damn clue what he's doing.
But hey what do I know.
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