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Tips for SF Marriages
I saw a post Psywar made on another board about how to have a successful TAOR SF marriage. Thought some others might share to help out the FNGs down the road. Here a re a few off the top of my head for LATAM.
1. Her mother will be coming to live with you.
2. If she has checks, she has money.
3. The rules your brothers-in-law have regarding mistresses do not apply to you, you are a Gringo.
4. Her mother's needs take priority.
5. Christmas in LATAM runs from 15 Nov through 15 Jan and in-laws are required to stay at your house for the duration.
6. You will need two refrigerators if you want to have any beer for yourself.
7. It is the Gringo's job to ensure all the brothers-in-law are gainfully employed. You get a new job, they get a new job.
8. Teach her to drive and you have lost your POV. It will become a taxi service for the extended family.
9. If it is advertised on TV, especially at the "low, low price of...", you must order now. You will neeed a box to store all this crap after the shiney wears off.
10 Any trips requiring air travel also require the extended family to see you off or greet you, perferably in one vehicle.
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