Brendan Ryan wears number 13, wears his baseball pants the old-style way, hit his first Grand Slam as the Cards defeated the Pardes (5 games ahead in the Division). It occurred 20 minutes after bedtime but both boys came thundering down the stairs to watch the replay.
MRFL (Mom) sez, "How did you know?"
The older one went deaf and mute.
The Little Dude sez "We were listening to it on the radio. Dad said we could."
"Cool Dad Points" never expire!