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Biology
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mothers Milk," worth
70 points, or none at all.
One student who had also partied the night before, was hard put to
think of seven advantages.
He wrote:
1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.) It is always the right temperature.
4.) It is inexpensive.
5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6.) It is always available as needed.
And then, the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of
the test rang, he wrote...
7.) It comes in such cute containers.
He got an A.
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Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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