Top 10 signs you're not a morning person

[Gypsy]

10. You put your cordless shaver in the toaster.

9. Your vocabulary in the morning consists of, "Uh?" and "Uh huh".

8. You thought vitamin C meant COFFEE!

7. Even your self-absorbed cat will wait till at least noon to remind you he hasn't been fed in over 48 hrs.

6. Your will specifically states that you be buried "any time after 1 p.m."

5. You go to sleep in your work clothes so you don't have to waste "valuable sleep-in time" getting dressed.

4. Vivarin -- Breakfast of Champions is your choice every morning.

3. You yawn and suck in a Delta 747.

2. You think Letterman is the host of Good Morning America.

1. When you sleep late, coffee prices plummet on major world commodity markets.