Green

[Ambush Master]

A man enters the confessional where he tells the priest,
" Father, I have sinned. It has been one month since my last
confession.

I have had relations with Nookie Green every week for the last
month."

The priest tells the man, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three
Hail Mary's and do two Rosaries"

Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession.

I have had relations with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."

This time the priest questions, "Listen, my son, who is Nookie
Green?"

"Well Father, he said. She is a new woman in the neighborhood.

"Very well," sighs the priest. "Go home and say ten Hail Mary's and do five Rosaries."

At Mass the next morning, just as the priest is preparing to
deliver his sermon, a tall, drop dead gorgeous woman enters the
church.

All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly glides up the aisle and sits down right at the front of the church. She is wearing a bright green micro-mini skirt and halter top with matching shiny emerald green shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman sits down and smiles with her legs slightly apart. Perspiring, the priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"

The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, "No, no, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes!".