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Old 04-02-2007, 13:12   #1
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A possible cure for snoring

The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No
one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided
it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they
voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you?"

He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all
night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same
thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football
player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed
and bushy tailed.

"Good morning," he said.

They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into
bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night
long."
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Old 04-02-2007, 16:54   #2
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LOL! I'm sure some of the folks that attended SHOT will have some comments...
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Old 04-03-2007, 07:52   #3
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LOL! I'm sure some of the folks that attended SHOT will have some comments...
Gunner bunked with The Knifemaker... any stories John? huh?
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Old 04-03-2007, 11:42   #4
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Gunner and Bill.....I just posted the joke, please allow a lowly SSG the time necessary to E and E from the impact area
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