03-29-2007, 19:26
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Water=BAD
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
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03-29-2007, 21:20
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It is hard for me to believe that 365 liters of water, or roughly 100 gallons contains over two pounds of E. Coli laden crap.
Was this French bottled water they tested, or water from the Potomac?
TR
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03-30-2007, 09:00
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In the same vane, does anyone else realize that when you are kissing someone you are sucking on one end of a 32 foot long tube full of crap?
Jim
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03-30-2007, 09:19
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Originally Posted by The Reaper
It is hard for me to believe that 365 liters of water, or roughly 100 gallons contains over two pounds of E. Coli laden crap.
Was this French bottled water they tested, or water from the Potomac?
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If it came from the Potomac, I'm surprised it had that little!
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03-31-2007, 10:19
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Originally Posted by incommin
In the same vane, does anyone else realize that when you are kissing someone you are sucking on one end of a 32 foot long tube full of crap?
Jim
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You know, I really could have gone my entire life without realizing that!
LOL nice one!
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03-31-2007, 11:45
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SGM I have a question. I enjoy my whiskey on the rocks, will the alcohol in the whiskey kill the E.Coli in the ice?
Last edited by chance; 03-31-2007 at 11:48.
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