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Old 03-29-2007, 15:09   #1
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Today's kids know their $hit

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK" she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have
no idea."

"So", she asks him, "do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know $hit?"
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Old 03-29-2007, 18:50   #2
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Old 03-29-2007, 20:10   #3
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I like it.
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Old 03-29-2007, 22:12   #4
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That is awesome
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Old 03-30-2007, 01:05   #5
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Good stuff.


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Old 03-30-2007, 08:03   #6
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That's some funny Shit right there.
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:16   #7
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:17   #8
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Great shit! Gonna pass this shit on.
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:59   #9
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