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Old 01-03-2010, 23:51   #1
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Nestle Crunch Hotline

From my friend Chip Saltsman (of "Barack the Magic Negro" fame).....Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1- 800-295-0051, When you are asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, just wait quietly for about 10 seconds and you will smile. Keep going and press 4. Listen to the options...then press 7. If you press # after the initial message, you will get more "information".

If you comment on this after listening, don't give away the surprise.....!!!!!
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Old 01-04-2010, 06:49   #2
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That's pretty good. . .
Heck it's worth it just to hear the sultry voice say, "scrumptious" over and over.
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Old 01-04-2010, 10:00   #3
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At the moment I called, there was only busy signals. Anyone else reach this conclusion?
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Old 01-04-2010, 10:36   #4
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At the moment I called, there was only busy signals. Anyone else reach this conclusion?
Sometimes their phones get a little overloaded.

Keep trying, or try afterhours.
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Old 01-04-2010, 20:36   #5
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Old 01-05-2010, 01:17   #6
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Sometimes their phones get a little overloaded.

Keep trying, or try afterhours.
Ah, that was good times sir.
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