Osama goes to heaven?

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The day finally comes. Osama Bin Laden is taken down. He dies and immediately goes to heaven. As he starts to look around, he is estatic, because he believes that he knew he was always right and he was about to be rewarded. He wallks up to the pearly gates and is greeted by St. Peter (he finds it a little weird to be greeted by a christian saint, but goes up to him anyway). Saint Peter looks up from his list and smiles and says, "Mr. Bin Laden... ahhh... we have been waiting for you a long time, but first there are some people who have been waiting to meet you."

Bin Laden is excited thinking that he is going to meet his prophet. He is led over to a long line of waiting men. At the front of the line is George Washington. Washington walks up to Bin Laden and immediately begins pummeling him in the head with his fist. Then comes Jefferson right behind him, stamping on his head. With a long line of men waiting to get in their digs. In between the kicks and punches, Bin Laden looks at Saint Peter and gasps, "But I am in heaven, where are my rewards, where are my 100 virgins?"

Saint Peter spits on him and says, "We found you 100 Virginians who were much more eager to meet you asshole"