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Poker Night
Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse
when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continued playing standing up.
Finkelstein looks around and asks, " So, who is going to tell his
wife?"
They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to
use good judgment, be discreet, and be gentle.. Don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet? I'll be the most discreet person you will ever meet.
Discretion is my middle name. Just leave it to me."
Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment, knocks on the door.
The wife answers and asks what he wants.
Goldberg declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home."
'TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" she yells.
"I'll go tell him", says Goldberg.
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"Are you listening or just waiting to talk?"
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing."
Optimus Prime
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