AM, you really know how to rub it in!
I cannot get near any of my department's "select-fire" weapons let alone own one.
I remember when I was going through the academy in the mid 80's one of the Sergeant's there had an M60 (guess he paid $11,000 for it back then). He "accidentally" placed slides of his "girl" in with the slides on homicide investigation and by the end of the presentation the subject changed to M-60's. Never really learned what to do after you have found the body though.

I did learn allot about the "pig" however so all was not lost.