Ok, that's the best laugh so far today. I meant Lebanon, NH.
Just across the Connecticut river from me, twenty miles or so, and the biggest metropolitan area, LOL, hereabouts.
My mother, the prototypical grey haired old lady in tennis shoes, got nabbed at the Franfurt airport a few years ago and escorted by six security guards into a closed room, where they asked her why she was going to Lebanon via Boston. She said "It's the only way I know to get there." Disbelief on the part of the security folks until she pointed out it was Lebanon, NH. They put away the rubber hoses and let her go.
I believe all six of these guys are now in senior management positions with TSA.
