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Originally Posted by Swindleous
Any idea what they do for birthdays at reception, if anything?
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The NCOs there get together and buy you a cake, which you get to eat while the NCOIC sings Happy Birthday with the Colonel.
Then they PT you and call you names until you puke it all up.
Sorry, but the Army does not recognize your birthday as a holiday.
Welcome to the big green machine.
TR
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