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I made lemonade - and NOT because life gave me lemons...
...because I'm smart enough to invest in sugar.
All these fucking idiots making lemonade out of "lifes lemons" are just fooling themselves - lemonade without sugar tastes like shit.
Invest in some fucking sugar people !!!
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