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Old 06-28-2021, 07:04   #1286
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...he proceeded to tell me all about his new, fancy pellet grill that wasn't a Traeger but a competitor (I forget the name)
"Pit Boss"

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...it is tradition that while tending the grill you must drink alcoholic beverages and bask in the wonderful smell of charred meat and smoke.
We mock what we don't understand.
The smell of smoke is even better now that there s actually a well constructed blend of hardwoods smoldering beneath the tasty morsels of dead animal flesh - the pork butt, the apple wood, the maple, the cherry - dear sweet baby Jesus the aroma is heavenly.
In fact, with the decreased work load from not having to tend to the fire, there is actually MORE time to enjoy those beverages...
Wine coolers - Fruity Rum drinks - White wine spritzers - your mind starts to wander when you have so much time on your hands.

Settle down - I'm just kidding. I'm only experimenting with pellet grills - I'm still a long way from shopping at the same clothing stores as the former Olympic Athlete previously known as Bruce.
Beer-Bourbon-BBQ - those are my vices...

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I look at you in a new light now Box . By the way, is yours one of those with the internal thermometer and cell phone app?
Don't judge me.
Besides, what I do on my patio behind closed privacy fences with consenting adults is my own business.
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