I will tell you this, I have been hospitalized for many things over the years and some of them were for pain related diseases or injuries, but I have never experienced pain like that before and pray to the Lord that I don't again unless I am out like a...,well, a light. Oh boy here we go again.
Can one of you MD's send me a list of "pre-meds" and a list of meds to be administered during the procedure in case I have to have it done again? I will make it into a little laminated card that I will duct tape to my chest when ever I am out of the house, carry extras in my wallet.... wait a minute, I can get them tattood to my chest, that would be an even better idea wouldn't it?
Something Like:
NOTE: Patient has been paddled before, does not like it, but will take it if it means saving his life. USE THE FOLLOWING MEDICATIONS ONLY before "jump starting":
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ALSO NOTE AND CAUTION: Patient will know if you are not following the above mentioned protocal as he will yell and swing at random after each jolt and yes he will be trying to cause serious physical harm to anybody within reach!