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42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
A: To get to the same side
Two atoms collide into each other. The first atom tells the second atom, "I think I lost an electron." The second one replies, "Are you sure?" The first one simply says, "I'm positive."
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"Ignorantque datos, ne quisquam serviat, enses"
-Lucanus (A.D. 39-65), De Bello Civili
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