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On mis-translation of the Koran:

Robin Williams: I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates... George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress.

Osama will say, "Hey, wait. Where are my 71 virgins?" And George will reply "It's 71 Virginians, you asshole!"