During an afternoon in the Little Tokyo district of downtown Los Angeles, ZonieDiver and I managed to figure out solutions to all of America's most pressing problems. That's right! The future of the GOP, gridlock in Washington, D.C., education reform, civility in political discourse, race relations, urban development, inconsistencies in national security policy, the bloat of the federal bureaucracy, and other dilemmas are all relics of the past!
...Unfortunately, due to the chemical interaction of vodka and Starbucks dark roast coffee, the details of those solutions are increasingly fuzzy. (WTH! I was supposed to be taking notes? I thought you were taking notes!)
Even so, I'm pretty sure we agreed on the following key points:
- There are a lot of Asians in Asia.
- Good looking women tend to look good.
- Tall people are often taller than short people.
- Squeaky shoes are noisy.
- Dragnet was a great television show.
- L.A. area LEOs named Malloy should expect Adam-12 references.
- There's no such thing as too many Starbucks.
- There's no such thing too much coffee.
- Drinking decaf makes no sense what so ever.
- I am neither OCD nor bitter.