1. Rem 870 w/slug and field barrels.
2. DPMS .308 w/Bushnell HDMR scope
3. Rem 700 300WM w/Leupold MkIV 8.5x24
4. M4gery frankengun mid-length gas system, 16" barrel, TA-31F (maybe a couple additional uppers and optics but I think that's probably bending TR's intent a bit)
5. Ruger 10-22 w/3x9 weaver
6. Springfield XDm 45
Then I tell the wife which six she's allowed and I wind up with 10!

(More likely only 8.

Unfortunately for my nefarious plans I don't see her giving up her carbine or shotgun and I seriously doubt she'll settle for less than two pistols.) Maybe I can persuade the nieces and their boyfriends to join the party too. (That much less to cache. I hate the idea of burying all the stuff that won't make the cut - besides during the zombie apocalypse massive overkill will be really important.

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