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Originally Posted by JJ_BPK

You do realize these over priced leghorn chickens live to be 600 years old??
You better have a bazillion $$ trust set-up,,
Or a 4 qt cast iron pot, with appropriate veggies and bucket garni ...


Our neighbor has an African Grey. It sits out on their back porch. When we go out, it tries to get our attention by imitating their cell phone ring. If that doesn't work it will try the back-up warning horn on the garbage truck,, or cries like a lost puppy..

I call it Thanksgiving,, much to the disdain of my neighbor's wife..

A few lightyears ago, in the days of pagers, we all chipped in on a blue for the boss. Spent the better part of a month teaching it to sound like a beeper, complete with a directory of different numbers. Last I knew he still had it.

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