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In the next life, I'm coming back as Dusty's dog.
Un-limited amount of critters to chase, catch or retrieve. House full a beautiful gals to rub my tummy and scratch behind me ears.
In return, I will faithfully follow, stay close to knee on walks without leash, bark at strangers, chew the ass on any skunk that enters the yard, sleep faithfully at the foot of the bed of my mistress, growl at Dusty when he makes moves on her, but will huddle tight in a 360 security position when its just he and I and keep his feet warm on snowy back packing trips.
I will not beg or whine at the dinner table, but will gently take small amounts of meat, peas, bread, or any vegetable the kids/grandkids do not want. I will gladly eat the same food every day and not complain. I will remain ever ready to do what ever task is required of me.
I however, DO NOT do windows, except with my nose.
Wet Dog
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