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Originally Posted by 1stindoor
For future reference, this is one of Richard's nicer posts. You'll notice it answered the initial question, offered insight, and offered luck in his chosen path.
Couple that with the OP's snide remark
And you get the "Richard" we all have come to know and love
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Hey, I offered a $100, with an option to bring something nice to the party and a dance with the bride's mom. Ther're both young, he'll figure it out.
Passing thru Elko, NV the other day, I had the most delicious apple pie at a truck stop out on the highway. When it was served, I kindly thanked the waitress and asked, "Have we ever been married before?" She replied, "No, not that I can remember, enjoy the pie." I said, "Yes mam."
Fifteen minutes later, she returned informing me her shift was over and wondered if she could buy me a cup of coffee and sit awhile.
I politely accepted her offer,.....