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Originally posted by CPTAUSRET
A L:
Good reminder.
That crap still pisses me off, always will.
Terry
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Message from John Kerry Campaign Headquarters:
Dear Sir,
I can assure you that if you were offended by the above document, then I was not referring to you specifically... probably.
Our stances and beliefs are flexible, don't worry, we'll make this go away. Just vote for me! I know I stabbed you and everyone else in the back once, but it was only a pen knife! OK, so it was a more like a pick-ax, and it was more like me hitting you 20-30 times over the course of 20 or so years... but I've changed!
So vote for me, and I won't stab you again... OK, I will, just not as much, and I'll try to use a pick-ax that isn't rusty.
John F'n Kerry
PS: Did you know that I served in Vietnam?
PSS: OK, I admit it, Ionly did it becasue Jane Fonda was a scorchin hot piece of ass! You can relate to that right? I mean, what is loyalty to ones brothers and oaths compared to a piece of ass like Jane Fonda? I mean, how many times in a guys life does you r average guy get the opportunity to nail JANE FONDA!? OK, 9 or 10, sure, I agree, but still... JANE FONDA!