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Old 07-27-2004, 14:31   #7
Sacamuelas
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This is a SF forum Martin. A dog would present a multitude of security and liability issues.

Think outside the box. Just place a well fed, domesticated PIG in the area forward of first class.
  1. NO muslim hijacker can afford to die with swine parts scattered within his remains which = NO VIRGINS in paradise
  2. Animal meat serves as an excellent MRE for any survival scenario you might find yourself in after emergency
  3. Animals skin can be made into clothing, moccasins, etc.
  4. Indig. plane population ( passengers) won't be as frightened by having to walk past a pig verses a snarling poodle
  5. its cheaper to train a pig to be a pig than it is to properly train a dog to be a security K9.

Just a few of the positives to using this tactic. LOL

Sorry for hijack.. back to thread.
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