I guess I'm just in a goofy mood but when I read this:
" “Those who believe, Allah will strengthen with a firm word, in this world and the hereafter; but the unjust he leads astray [in this world and the hereafter]. Allah does what he will” (Koran 14:27)."
My first thought was, "Well hell! If the party-thrower bones you at the door what can you REALLY expect at the punchbowl?"
Sounds like Monty Python.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b4bGAoVR7g
They need a reformation and soon.
Thanks, Richard.