[Huey14]

Now now, lets leave the easy to understand Metric System alone and forget all this hard to understand, inches to feet, Imperial crap.

I have never heard of these Kubotans before, so I Googled the bastards. Bloody interesting. Cheap, too.

I wish I knew about these when I worked at the Embassy; I would have taken a bit more notice of peoples keyrings.

We had some batons there. I was never trained how to use them, so the best use I got was for flicking switches.

I might have to pick one of these up. They're so cheap, if Customs seizes it at the border it's not much skin off the wallet.