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Old 01-13-2010, 12:06   #33
mojaveman
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Originally Posted by Buck View Post
I wonder......

I'm thinking of quiting sex, cold turkey, can you send me the clock for smokers, we'll see how it works.....lol

My clock could look something like this in the future;

Upside:
I have been sex free for 3 Year, 9 Months, 1 Week, 6 Days, 6 hours, 21 minutes and 21 seconds (1853 days). I have saved $232,286.42 by not having to have paid for 3,065 dinners. I have saved 20 years, 1 Month, 2 Weeks, 1 Day, 8 hours and 45 minutes of my life. My Quit Date: 3/30/2008 12:00 PM

Downside:
- Unfortunately the horror stories were correct, and I am now blind, and unfortunately my prick did fall off like my mother warned me as a child.
- Where I saved money on the dinners, I spent more on blowup dolls, DVD's and vaseline.

Buck
You're perverted Buck,

But that's ok, we should get along just fine.
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