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Originally Posted by Buck
I wonder......
I'm thinking of quiting sex, cold turkey, can you send me the clock for smokers, we'll see how it works.....lol
My clock could look something like this in the future;
Upside:
I have been sex free for 3 Year, 9 Months, 1 Week, 6 Days, 6 hours, 21 minutes and 21 seconds (1853 days). I have saved $232,286.42 by not having to have paid for 3,065 dinners. I have saved 20 years, 1 Month, 2 Weeks, 1 Day, 8 hours and 45 minutes of my life. My Quit Date: 3/30/2008 12:00 PM
Downside:
- Unfortunately the horror stories were correct, and I am now blind, and unfortunately my prick did fall off like my mother warned me as a child.
- Where I saved money on the dinners, I spent more on blowup dolls, DVD's and vaseline.
Buck
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Originally Posted by alright4u
I agree. The key to quitting anything is to become sufficiently disturbed with yourself to quit and never go back. No one quits anything until they are ready to quit for themself. I damn sure was not going to pay for SCHIP.
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I am sufficiently disturbed with both of you... I am beginning to worry about you two. Someone owes me a keyboard and a new cup of cofee.
MMmmmmmm, oh yeah, you two are both 'special'. That says it all.

