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Originally Posted by Onward
My wife is having contractions four minutes apart...should have a daughter popping out any time now!
Oh no, it's only a matter of time before she starts to bring boys home... 
I need to buy more guns.  |
I will smoke a good cigar and send prayers up for you, your wife and your
soon-to-be dughter! Congratulations!
And the boy's don't really start to be a problem for another 10-12 years.
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