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You've been terribly jaded as of late...did your dog die?? 
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Ah...were it that simple. 
Here is a script - you can substitute whichever politician's name you choose and it still works.
[Kang and Kodos have taken the form of Bob Dole and Bill Clinton]
Kodos: I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication.
Marge: That's Slick Willy for you, always with the smooth talk.
Kent Brockman: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you?
Kang: It does not matter which way you vote. Either way your planet is doomed...doomed...doomed.
Kent Brockman: Well, a refreshing bit of candor from Senator Bob Dole.
...the difference between governments and individuals. Governments don't care, individuals do.
- A Tramp Abroad, Mark Twain
Richard's $.02 