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for RL:
Top Ten Perks of Canadian World Domination
10. Votes are taken in the senate by hockey fights.
9. Too busy fighting with Quebec to care what the rest of the world is doing.
8. Three words: Planetary Hockey League.
7. Honour, colour, favour will be spelled correctly!
6. Moosehead & Molsen at domestic prices!
5. It would be a polite takeover.
4. Hell freezes over, making a really nice ice hockey rink.
3. Curling will replace NFL on Monday nights.
2. Finally get those damn Americans to use the metric system.
1. Civil disputes are to be settled by a single overtime period a shootout at the defendants discretion.
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