Getting back to
the subject of "Who gets to drive" I'm reminded of a favorite story. It's funny, but it's not a joke.
A "pick-em-up truck" is driving down a dirt road. . . way out in the Texas Hill Country. There are three guys in the truck.
Which one is the Real Cowboy?
The one in the middle.
He don't have to drive;
and he don't have to mess with the gate.