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Originally posted by Roguish Lawyer
You guys are killing me. LMAOROTF
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I tried to kick my 18y/o daughters' boyfriend in the face!
I go to pick her up XMAS eve at her boyfriends' place, walk in the house and my daughter introduces us...this lil MFer is sitting on the couch with his pants hanging off his ass, watching TV and says to me...
"YO, YO...what's up bro"!
By the time I crossed the living room, my right foot was in the air heading for his head/face. My EX and daughter grabbed me just before the point of impact...throwing me off balance. So I missed contact...DAMN!
My pistol comes tumbling out on to the floor.
That is one reason you will never see me with out a belt on!
Now everyone freezes and are staring at the pistol lying on the floor. I simply pick it up and say to the kid...
"Grown men don't even speak to me that way...I'll be damned to hell, if some punk ass, pants dragging ass kid will"!