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Old 01-05-2009, 18:54   #1
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THE ARGUMENT STOPPER

Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father couldbeat up whose father. One boy said, "My father is better than your father."
The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother." The first boy paused, "I guess you're right. My father says the same thing."
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