Wait.. better be specific in my offer as I know how detail oriented some of you guys are.
I have to be invited and actually attend for the SCOTCH to make it to the party. I can just hear the phone call now...
" Saca, we are having a party in three weeks in an undisclosed location... we would appreciate you shipping the $500 bottle of scotch to _____ PO box on or before such and such date. After all, you said you would- remember" LOL