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My favorites!
If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean “I have been promoted three more times than you”. That is what I always thought!
I am not allowed to mount a bayonet on a crew-served weapon. Come now…who wasn’t wanted a bayonet on the end of their sniper rifle…if only for the questions it would pose!!
When saluting a “leg” officer, an appropriate greeting is not "Airborne leads the wa- oh...sorry sir". I actually did that once…not good.
Should not show up at the front gate wearing part of a Russian uniform, messily drunk.
Even if my commander did it. Or my team XO while we were in Bosnia!
Never, ever, attempt to correct a Green Beret officer about anything. Damn Straight Skippy!!!
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