[Roguish Lawyer]

Originally posted by The Reaper
War Story.

Team 180A has a cyst on his elbow, been trying to get an appointment at Womack Army Medical Center for a while.

Team Medic says, "You don't need all of that to remove a cyst, we can do that here in the team room."

Cut to Chief, sitting in team room chair, elbow draped, anesthetized, elbow opened up.

Junior Engineer assisting, has a set of forceps buried deep in the elbow, and yells, "I GOT IT, let ME rip it out!!!"

Senior medic goes, "No Mark, that is a vein, not a cyst."

Junior Engineer (disappointed) goes, "Well can I rip it out anyway?"

Chief gets restless, issues nervous, but nasty look.

Fun and games on an ODA.

TR

Good one! Our favorite medic?