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Old 04-30-2004, 08:48   #1
Kyobanim
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Here's a quick explanation of modern military terms:

Engage the Enemy means "to blow something up".

Surgical Strike means "to blow up something small".

Decapitate means "to blow up their leaders".

Collateral Damage means "to accidentally blow up something of theirs".

Friendly Fire means "to accidentally blow up something of ours".

Target of Opportunity means "to blow something up on a whim"

Kinetic Targeting means "to blow up something that's moving"

Ordnance is "something that that does the blowing up"

An Asset is "something that can be blown up"

Embedded Media means "a report(er) that's blown out of proportion"
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