All good reasons why we should infiltrate tenured academia and acquire their liberal powers!
Ten years down the line:
Mrs. Defions' Philosophy Test:
Liberals are wrong because:
A) They wet the bed.
B) They use circular arguments
C) They smell bad
D) Because they are!
Conscription is good because:
A) It's sneaky
B) It's good for The People
C) Liberals disapprove
D) It'll make a man/woman out of you
(Test scene montage backgrounded by Cadence from The Yard: "Fighting Soldiers from the sky...")
Solid
Edited because SF uses telekenesis to float around campus.
