Here's a SOAP for ya:
S -VERY year-old smart ass 18Xer reports to clinic app 22:48. C/O knowing it all.
O - Pt observed floundering around worried about mental status after a large order explosion thread. Guarding and avoidance on mention of SOAP format. PERRLA. Alert, however 12 on the NDD coma scale.
A - 1. Lack of quality time with old soldiers
2. Too much time as a civie
P - 1. Refer Pt to SFAS Instructors ASAP
2. Check PRN for attitude adjustment
3. Repeat SFAS PRN
LOL - I crack myself up.
Just funnin' ya Crip - you know you're my favorite 18B candidate.