[kgoerz]

Here I sit in Bogotá wondering what I would do if I married one of the woman from here. Never from here in the city, the one I would marry would be from the country side. They are wise to my evil Gringo ways here.

When I finally do take her state side. I would say "lets go to the mall Honey" But actually take her to the Quick Stop and then let her shop til she drops. Turn the TV to the weather channel and loose the remote. Tell her if she learns English she will then have to serve her mandatory three years in our Military. Also for every family member she wants to bring here. I have to spend three months back in Bogotá alone, new immigration laws, the new one for one exchange law.
New washing machine would be a rock and directions to the creek. If she wants to get a Drivers license. She then makes herself eligible for the newly formed and Mandatory Border Guard Duty. Length of Duty can be up to six months, but that depends on the size of the car you drive. Think that covers it? To bad I married a Blond Gringa from California.