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Originally Posted by Team Sergeant
Personally I think its time we tip our hat, come out of the closet and admit he died in 2001 due to complications from an HIV infection years ago. 
Place the onus on the al quada leaders to disprove the fact their glorious coward leader is dead. I also think it would be a huge blow to the organization as they scramble to discredit the reports and make up tales as to why bin laden cannot make an appearance on any islamic news channel.
The fact that number two can and will make appearances would disprove its much too dangerous for number one to do the same. |
ROTFLMAO!! 
TS, you always know just what to say (and how to say it) to crack me up! God luv ya!
lmao!
Oh, man. Tears are streaming down my cheeks at the mental video of a nation of people standing around their public meeting places, or at mosque, or sitting and drinking chai in a restaurant, etc., and, upon hearing this announcement, jaws drop, chai spews from nostrils and all the men throw down their guns, angrily, as droves of equally pissed-off women rip off their abayas and storm the streets in protest (I did say this was in my imagination, right? Well, hey, a feminist can dream can't she?).
lol
Can you imagine
Bagdad Bob at his podium trying to explain away that one?
LMAO! Oh, boy! I used to laugh so hard watching him, right up to the last moment, telling everyone that they were kicking our butts! (One of my favourites was when he was trying to convince his people they weren't really hearing planes & choppers overhead & that those weren't really bombs going off, but rather Allah's fury at the Americans as he killed all of us and for them not to leave their homes, or look up at the sky, lest they accidentally incur his wrath, etc. What
was he
thinking?! <g>).
What can I say? I
almost envied his seemingly limitless supply of enthusiastic optimism, (not to mention his, shall we say, "
knack" for spinning the bleakest of moments in such a positive light? Almost hated to see him run away, like he did... ah, well...[le sigh]).
Imagine all that he could do with the announcement that their revered and esteemed warrior leader died of
AIDS!
LMAO! 
Man, I think that announcement could possibly just end the war. We should try it, as a psyops or propaganda campaign, don't you think? <g> (what would we call it? Operation....?) I mean, we tried blasting Noriega with rock, so why not, eh?
Anyway, silliness aside (well, almost), thanks for the knee-slapping gale of giggles, TS--perfect timing, the hallmark of a great comedian--Just when I needed it most. Too funny, Sir.
Take it easy,
JP