Yup, I'm from country Australia, so sppeeeeaaaakkk slloowwllyy and I'll try to keep up...
Thanks Mr Harsey, I'm completely loving the BJJ. I now can't understand why it has such a low female participation rate. To me, it seems to be very user-friendly, didn't take more than about 8 weeks before I was able to actually win a sparring bout.
OK, so he was 15, and it was his first night there

....but he was still bigger, stronger and heavier than I was, and he was in the dominant position and using muscle to stay there. To be able to flip him was..... fun. And it didn't take me years of training and learning Korean to get there. Of course I'm still stuffed against anyone with training and/or anyone who is serious about wanting to hurt/kill me, but I was before anyway.