[Roguish Lawyer]

Originally posted by NousDefionsDoc
Put a handful of beans in a plastic bag. Put a handul of rice in another plastic bag. Add water, close the top of the bags, wrap in a banana leaf and put back in the pack.

Continue to patrol. When you come to the village, gather everybody up in the center of the ville, give the proselytizing speech to educate the masses. The village headman will offer chicken, pork, eggs, whatever he may have. Make sure you pay for them or give him a People's promisary note. Add offering to beans.

Move away from the village the distance of the kill radius of the enemy's artillery x 2. Make sure there are no SF Recon Teams in the area. Clean weapons. Then enjoy meal by mixing contents of two bags together and eating.

Note - wild green onions, roots, grubs, etc. can add delicious flavor to this meal. Serve with canteen water. It will take at least 24 hours for the beans to soften enough to be edible.

You gonna share your snake recipe too?