[Richard]

IMO, dealing with a group like Hizbollah is like dealing with teen punks...the only thing that teen punks and young Islamic terrorist punks are motivated by are (1) fear for their personal safety and (2) public humiliation. A plan to deal with such punks is simple. In fact, it involves just three steps:

1. Ignore the UN and its call for a restrained response . In the case of Lebanon, Israel should act decisively with the intention of killing as many members of Hezbollah as possible,...using proper interrogation methods whenever it is necessary to find them.

2. After Hezbollah is reduced to 12 living members, heed the UN call for restraint by making humiliation Israel’s top priority. Sparing the lives of the last dozen Hezbollah members – one for each of Israel’s twelve tribes - will not necessarily be an act of compassion. I would recommend that each of the twelve be subjected to mandatory sex changes to maximize deterrence through public humiliation. It’s only fair since they’ve been beheading people for years. But if the public won't allow such action, I suppose it would be good enough to dress the last twelve – I would call them the “Dainty Dozen” – in pink thong underwear before putting them on display in cages in downtown Tel Aviv. Their cages could also be painted fuschia, equipped with one Toy Poodle apiece, a stack of Playgirl Magazines, and a faux leopard skin bathrobe just in case it gets cold at night. Their diet would consist solely of quiche, French pastries, and peach wine coolers to help numb the pain of their embarrassment.

3. Install a UN Peacekeeping force of 12 American feminist professors from Berzerkley or any similiar university. This special peacekeeping force will be comprised of feminists with PhDs in psychology or multi-cultural studies (by far, the most annoying feminists) who will meet with the “Dainty Dozen” on a daily basis to ask them the crucial question, “Why do you hate us?” These types of feminists certainly annoy the hell out of me whenever I run into them at academic conferences and the like. Imagine how irritated the terrorists will be when they are sentenced to a lifetime of sharing their feelings with a feminist who refuses to wear a burqua.

If you agree with the plan, you can make it a reality by voting for me in 2008. If you don’t like it, just vote for Hillary. That should give them all one more reason to hate us.

Richard